What a way to start the week. Some enterprising person decided to compile a video that chronicles a solid ten instances of people getting their dinks and balls messed with in the worst possible ways. We’re talking genital dismemberment, and it’s pretty hard to sit through. But here at the Ball Report, we’re committed to taking the good with the bad in the world of balls, so we soldier on.
Some of these stories we’ve covered on here before, but others will be new to even the most prolific reader. There’s no grand lesson to be gained from this video, unfortunately, except this: protect your balls at all costs and treasure every minute you have them in your life, because a terrible accident could be lurking right around the corner. Not to make you paranoid or anything.Get your balls in the game! Donate to the Sean Kimerling Foundation to win the battle against testicular cancer.