Disturbed Man Runs Squirrel Through Obstacle Course For Nut Reward

What on Earth would possess a man, besides the inherent silliness and whimsy of living the British life, to set up an obstacle course for a squirrel in his backyard? If that does not quite sound like the project of a deranged, Rear Window Jimmy Stewart-esque man to you, note that the obstacles are inspired by scenes from five (5) different films, each of which is complemented by our announcer’s obviously prewritten quips. The guy likes squirrels. And movies.

‘Squirrel Man of Hitchin’ productions proudly present the latest in back garden blockbuster movie-themed obstacle courses. Climbing her way to celebrity status in a special ninja guest appearance is the one and only…Nutalie Portman! Even with a poorly paw, she braves five famous movie scene obstacles in search of nuts. But is her performance good enough to win the coveted Golden Squirrel Award? Watch and see.

Spoiler alert: The movies are The Shawshank Redemption, Jaws, Spider (???), Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and Titanic. Further spoiler alert: the squirrel, broken arm and all, completes the course and earns her nut reward, along with the Golden Squirrel Award.

This combination of bizarre maze and film adaptations would make even Jigsaw proud.