What was that thing mom always said, about roughhousing shirtless on a bare mattress at the top of the stairs? It wasn’t “definitely do that”, was it? Because I kind of feel like it was.
Oh well. Hey, let’s try the thing where you help me do a backflip, and then I bounce up off of my feet in your general direction, crouched over, with a ton of momentum. Only this time, and bear with me on this, I would prefer to skip the groin headbutt if possible. Look, nothing against your groin, I would just prefer not to do the groin headbutt, which would require that my head slam into your groin with a certain amount of velocity that, frankly, makes me uncomfortable. Okay, let’s stop arguing and just do it. Ready? Here we go.
Groin headbutt. Dang it!Get your balls in the game! Donate to the Sean Kimerling Foundation to win the battle against testicular cancer.