Can This Cream Really Tighten Your Ballsack?

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Tighten Your Ballsack

As men, we’re pretty vain about our bodies. But do you need to tighten your ballsack? One company thinks so. Meet Balls Up, a special cream that promises to tighten that loose and saggy skin on your scrotum. As men age, their skin starts to lose elasticity all over the body, but few places show it as notably as the balls. The already loose flesh on the scrotum hangs down farther and farther, causing discomfort and embarrassment.

Some plastic surgeons are even offering scrotum reduction surgery, where the skin is taken in and tightened in an outpatient procedure that can take up to 5 days to fully recover from. While female plastic surgery is relatively common in our society, the male sex often faces stigma for it.

Obviously, we’re of the belief that every pair of balls is beautiful in its own way, but we also hold to the opinion that whatever you want to do with your body is your right. So if the state of your nuts bothers you, why not tighten your ballsack? And if you can do so with a simple over-the-counter product, so much the better.

Here’s a video from Robert Kaufman, the creator of Balls Up. He talks about the impetus to develop the product, as well as the different experiments they conducted in order to find a working formula. Although he doesn’t go into detail to the chemical composition of the lotion, it seems like some thought went into it.

Sounds good to you? Purchase a jar of Balls Up for $39.95, and they promise a money-back guarantee if it doesn’t work for you. You can also get it on Amazon. If you do end up giving Balls Up a try, drop us a line and tell us how it worked. For science, of course.