Cop Balls Now Hate the DMV Just Like Everyone Else

It’s getting to where there are almost more things you can’t do to a set of cop balls than things you can! Kicking them because you don’t want to leave the DMV (why wouldn’t you want to leave the DMV?) is, for instance, on the classic “no-no” list.

Some people are speculating that the video of this incident is even more evidence of white privilege, given that she was simply arrested and removed from the premises, and perhaps that’s true. But that the officer would exhibit such restraint, given that the fracas occurred in a room full of people waiting to take the worst picture of their lives, and that he just got his dick kicked in, is at least conceivable.