San Francisco’s Pride festival is one of the biggest events on the gay calendar, when the residents of one of America’s most notoriously free-wheeling city hit the streets to celebrate alternative lifestyles in all their glory. It’s also a chance for local vendors to make a hell of a lot of money, and Aunt Betty’s Corn Dogs hit upon a clever way to do so before being shut down by the cops.
Aunt Betty’s is well-known around the Bay Area for their high-quality dogs, made from scratch with fresh ingredients and fried before your eyes. For Pride, they introduced the “Porno Dog,” which involves splitting a second hot dog in half and skewering it at the base of the stick before battering. The end result looks a whole lot like a dick with balls, and they were selling like hotcakes at Pride.
That is, until the SFPD had to shut the stand down.
SFGate has the rundown on the situation, making sure to note that Aunt Betty’s wasn’t closed down because of the phallic corn dogs but rather because the vendor placed a sun umbrella in too close proximity to their fryer.
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