Decorate Your Door With These Massive Brass Balls

Brass Balls Door Knocker

It’s not too late to get a last-minute Christmas gift for somebody, and we can’t think of a better present than this insanely ballsy door knocker. Cast from solid brass with a bronze finish, it depicts a nude man standing with his hands laced behind his head and his legs spread wide. Hanging from his groin is an absurdly big pair of testicles, hinged to be clapped against the door.

What better way to announce your presence at somebody’s home than pounding some metal nuts? This is no cheap novelty – it weighs over two pounds and measures over six inches high. Once it’s bolted on, it’ll stay there forever.

They’re not cheap – you’ll be shelling out $199.99 for this door knocker, but shipping is free with Amazon Prime. You have Prime, right?

Pick them up on Amazon, of course.