We typically don’t wrestle with thorny spiritual issues here at the Ball Report – they’re a little above our pay grade. But this YouTube video has opened up a can of worms that we’ve never thought of before and is definitely worth a watch. Here’s the gist of it: the Bible says that if your balls are injured you’re damned to Hell.
Deutoronomy 23:1 is as follows in the King James version: “He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.”
“Wounded in the stones,” as you’d guess, is a euphemism for an injury to the testicles. Now the Old Testament is full of some really strange rules, but this one takes the cake. How can something that isn’t even your fault prevent you from entering the kingdom of Heaven with your friends and relatives after you pass on? It’s quite the question and we’d be interested in any opinions you have on the matter. Share them in the comments.Get your balls in the game! Donate to the Sean Kimerling Foundation to win the battle against testicular cancer.