Don’t Use Testicle Rings For Birth Control

Here’s a cautionary tale that shows you what will happen if you don’t respect your balls. An unnamed man in Taigung wanted to spice up his sex life and also prevent an accidental pregnancy, so he deployed a disturbing nine rubber rings around his gonads. After he and his girlfriend finished up, he found himself unable to remove the rings, and walked around with his nuts in a vice for the next two days before visiting the hospital. This thankfully-censored animated recap gives you the whole story.