Dumb Deer Doesn’t Know Anything About Deer Ball

Would you just look at this poor, stupid deer? Look at it, and marvel at its ignorance of physics and sport. This dumb as dirt deer (an invasive species in much of the world, by the way) has a ball, and is either unwilling or unable to do anything besides awkwardly goof at it. Play some deer ball, you idiot! Kick that bad boy in the air, do some flips, bounce it off a wall a little bit — anything besides whatever it is that you’re doing. You look like a middle school boy at the spring dance with all that bobbing around. You damn dumb deer. Deer ball is never going to take off at this rate.