Ridiculous Fake Nuts Prank Gets Guy Arrested

It’s all well and good to play pranks on the unsuspecting populace with a pair of rubber gonads, but this guy’s fake nuts prank stepped over the line when the police got involved. There’s not much to the japes he was playing – just waggling the disturbingly realistic rubber nards at passers-by and asking them if it looked infected – but it was enough to get some civic-minded individual to call the cops. A pair of officers quickly hit the scene and bust him for indecent exposure, despite his loud protests that the exposed nuts in question weren’t even his.