Does anyone do actual exercise with exercise balls anymore? Or is it all inexplicably record-breaking push-up attempts and goofing off in someone’s yard? There has to be some 80s guy out there who’s super into shoulder pads, casual cocaine use and exercise balls, right? The exercise ball manufacturing industry, surely, does not sustain itself from nonsense alone.

Ah! People do use them as office chairs. We forgot about that. But arguably, that’s every bit as ridiculous as throwing them at your friend’s feet when he jumps into the air, or slingshotting them at your other pal’s face for YouTube clicks. If not moreso.