Golfer Smashes Own Groin, Takes A Big Drop

The Sunshine Tour is South Africa’s version of the United States’ PGA Tour, and Jacques Kruyswijk is a carded professional — not some hack driving the cart on two wheels between holes. That’s what makes it extra funny to watch him whack his own beans on this terrible chip shot (provided all the equipment is still working like it ought to be, of course). Kruyswijk is hitting from an awkward angle behind a fairly terrible looking tree, and the way the ball pops up indicates it was probably sitting on a root or something. Everyone has weird lies like that, and sometimes you gotta just play them. Most of the time, the ball goes somewhere stupid other than directly into your groin, but then again sometimes it does that, too.