Gruesome Man Destroys Chocolate Balls For Pleasure

This video is horrifying. Not in a (NSFW) kind of way, not in a violent sort of way, but overall it’s extremely disconcerting, and should not be viewed by anyone.

Perhaps it has to do with our deep, abiding love for the Die Hard film franchise—the author of the video has a thick German slur—or maybe it’s the existentially curious way the packaging is treated throughout. Whatever it is, you’re sure to dump any remaining Halloween stash after watching this man inexplicably slice, melt, pour, and drink (!!) his fancy chocolate balls like it’s just the most normal thing in the world. Who does this????