Gunsticles Are A Ballsack For Your Gun

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We get all kinds of emails here at the Ball Report, from people thankful that we’re spreading the word of testicular cancer prevention through frequent self-examination to folks who are a little offended at the ballsy way we do business. But I have to say that nothing has graced my inbox quite like Gunsticles, a new product that serves as a scrotum for your firearm.

Here’s the official site if you don’t believe me. The product is a high-quality mold of a man’s scrotum that clips on to the rail on the bottom of a firearm, swaying gently with each time you pull the trigger. Currently they offer them in matte black and “dark earth,” with more colors promised to come. They also sell stickers if you’re not willing to shell out for the complete experience right away.

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You can get your own set of Gunsticles for $19.95, with discounts if you buy in bulk. While even the most balls-obsessed among us think this is a little silly, don’t let it stop you from giving your sidearm the manhood it deserves.