Guy With Bionic Penis Goes On Press Tour To Celebrate Having Sex

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What doctors have been able to do for Edinburgh security guard Mohammed Abad after he lost his penis in a car crash is nothing short of a miracle. Given the incredible nature and promising results of the bionic penis procedure Abad has undergone, and the massive amounts of sympathy that every man must feel for him, it’s understandable that subsequent developments in his personal story are considered newsworthy.

But that doesn’t mean the photo shoot Abad endured with the woman who took his virginity, sex worker Charlotte Rose, for the UK’s Daily Mail isn’t blood-curdlingly awkward.

Charlotte, who specialises in disabled clients, got in touch when she heard about Mohammed’s plight and waived her usual £160 fee for the occasion.

Charlotte, a single mum to two teenage children, told New Day: ‘I wanted to make sure there was no pressure for Mo. There was a lot of fun, smiles and giggles. The room got quite heated.

‘In the end, he lasted for an hour and three quarters. I was impressed.’

Charlotte has slept with ‘well over 1,000 men’ but said she had never come across a bionic penis before.

Good for them both, of course, but some of the captions in the story are just brutal. “Mohammed was nervous and his penis malfunctioned on the first attempt,” and so on. Come on…you didn’t have to say that part. And you didn’t have to say it was six inches….come on.