Here’s How To Measure A Bull’s Balls


Countrywise is a show on Britain’s ITV that takes a closer look at England’s rural areas. It’s a remarkably charming program, treating the farmers and craftsmen that it covers with a good deal of respect. And, of course, it’s always fun for us to watch city folk do things in the country. In this clip from a recent show, host Ben Fogle heads to a dairy farm where a young bull is getting ready to go into the breeding system. Before he does, though, he needs to have his testicles measured. Yes, it’s just as important for our animal friends to know about their balls as it is for us, so if you ever need to get the size of a cow’s sack, here’s how it’s done.