Introducing Our New Site Direction: The Lonzo Ball Report


Talking about testicles, nuts, nads, and groins has been good to us over the years, but everything must come to an end. Don’t worry: we’re not throwing in the towel altogether, just pivoting a little bit. Our new name and concept, which will go live next week, is wall-to-wall coverage of the #1 high school point guard prospect in the country: Lonzo Ball.

We are so excited to announce the premiere of The Lonzo Ball Report!

Sorry. April Fool’s is awful. But Lonzo Ball, on the other hand, is very good. The 6’5 All-American will be attending UCLA in the fall, and putting his unique talents to use for a historically excellent program┬ácoming off one of its least memorable and most disappointing seasons in its storied history. Ball, who looks a lot more like Andrew Wiggins or Zach LaVine than he does Chris Paul or Steve Nash, is long and lanky with plenty of hops. Given the proliferation of the long 3 in this year’s NBA, though, it looks a little funny to see a guard on the receiving end of so many alley-oops. A weird choice, to be sure, but hey, you play the hand you’re dealt.

More exciting Lonzo Ball coverage to come here on The Lonzo Ball Report!

(Again, sorry for this.)