It’s Friday Afternoon: Time to Relax With a Nice Groin Massage

Everyone loves a good groin massage, right? What could be better than having a total stranger silently touch you all over, turning your otherwise clean body into a mess of oil and shame? And all it costs is money and dignity? Wow, what’s the catch…it almost sounds too good! Granted, this particular groin massage, which is a lot more PG-rated than it sounds, apparently takes place in Thailand and probably cost the recipient just a few dollars. A good deal, all things considered, to sit nude in someone’s house for approximately 30 minutes and experience untold levels of awkwardness. Well, there are certainly sketchier things to do with your groin in Thailand, at least.