We return with a new joke every week from one of the funniest men in the world, Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling. Probably best known for his tenure with Howard Stern from 1983 to 2001, Jackie is an insane font of amusement. The dude is a living encyclopedia of comedy, with literally millions of jokes under his belt. And now we’ve got him.

Jackie is providing the Ball Report with a fresh balls joke every week, drawn from his massive collection. THis week’s is a classic “my wife is so dumb” joke, with a kitchen twist.

New joke Tweeted daily at 4;20pm !
Follow Jackie on Twitter, @JackieMartling