Unlucky Kid Gets Dink Plunked By Aaron Rodgers Of Water Balloons

Football season is over, and that’s sad. But if you try really hard, you might be able to conjure enough brain power to remember the fun we had a few months ago. Do you remember, for instance, Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers momentarily turning his Power and Accuracy stats up to 99 for a couple of absolutely ridiculous Hail Marys this year? If you do, this highlight reel-worthy water balloon toss might look familiar.

That poor kid’s dink takes a wallop, and it’s not totally clear why. It looks like some kind of game, one meant to mimic the physics of a Hail Mary perhaps, but why? What is the tarp for? To protect the ground from water? These people have heard of rain, right? Furthermore, why blur out all the kids’ faces except for the one who ends up collapsed in a heap cradling his sore dink? Seems to us he’s the only one who would need the privacy of a face blur. This makes no sense, but it’s the most exciting thing that’s happened in weeks.

The NFL Draft is 60 days away.