Please Don’t Let A Baby Alligator Bite Your Ballsack

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Please Don't Let A Baby Alligator Bite Your Ballsack

It seems ridiculous that we even have to write these articles, but people keep doing it so here we go: please, if you come into possession of a baby alligator through fair means or foul, do not be tempted into having it chomp down on your nutsack for a laugh. It won’t be funny later.

In a video posted to Facebook, an unidentified man has a baby alligator in his fist and is taunting it to clamp down on a body part. At first, he sticks his tongue out and tries to get the critter to bite, but it demurs – probably for the best, as the moist, warm conditions inside the mouth are ideal for bacteria to grow. When it doesn’t go for the tongue, our idiotic protagonist has an even worse idea.

Using a convenient hole in his jeans, he pulls his nutsack out and taunts the baby alligator with it, inching its pointy little teeth closer and closer to his manhood. Surprising nobody, the poor beast bites down and bites down hard.

“Holy f**k he’s got my f*****g sack dude,” screams the ill-fated bro, and then proceeds to try and wrench the critter off of his balls. The video ends there, so we don’t know what his final fate was, but the lesson is clear: please do not do this.

Read more at The Sun.