Please Don’t Let A Crab Pinch Your Ballsack

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The thing about the Internet is that it’s full of stuff that you can’t really explain. Case in point, this short video that we found on something called the Khmer Fun Channel that apparently depicts a dude in some pain from having a crab pinched on to his nutsack.

What can we learn from this clip? First and foremost, the two dudes shepherding our poor victim seem to be wearing ceremonial martial arts outfits with red belts, meaning that they might be working in an official capacity. It’s easy to think that the poor chump with a crab on his groin is being punished for something, but that might not actually be the case. Instead, this might be some kind of test of his physical potency and ability to handle pain.

The thing is, we have no way of knowing. We don’t speak whatever language is at play here, and some cursory Googling didn’t turn up anything about a secret Iron Balls technique that’s practiced with crabs. In the end, all we have is a minute of video that’s pretty tough to watch and a bunch of questions. If you have any answers, please do leave them in the comments below.