Please Stop Rolling Bowling Balls At Your Crotch


YouTube can make people do funny things in their quest for viral video stardom. Take this video, in which a masked idiot hangs his scrotum out of the bottom of his boxer shorts and has a pal run his sack down with a bowling ball. Surely there’s a better way to get attention than to mangle your boys? To his credit, our masked moron does decline when the roller asks him if he wants some more. Maybe he should take off his mask, clean his hallway and then go down to the lanes to use that bowling ball like God intended.