Slapshot Victim: Thank God For Groin Protectors!

Every major professional sport is prone to its own specific injuries. In the NBA, you might get a jammed finger or broken ankle. The NFL has a litany of serious health issues going on at the moment, of course, but no sport is more likely to produce the odd “shoulder stinger” or ACL tear than full contact football. Even tennis players have those elbow problems.

Hockey players, by contrast, get their balls smashed in by frozen pieces of rubber a bit more often than they’d like.

Or, as the announcer so eloquently puts it, “Hendricks blocks a shot”. With his penis. Thank God for groin protectors.