Star Balls: The Worst Name for a Star Wars Parody

Although Star Wars: The Force Awakens officially opens nationwide on Friday, you can catch it at most theaters tonight provided you got your tickets far enough in advance. (Release dates are as meaningless as the celluloid they’re printed on.) The impending release of such a massive blockbuster has once again thrust George Lucas’ universe back into the collective consciousness, if it ever even left, and so we have stuff like this to contend with.

Star Balls: The Noob Strikes Back is not exactly a parody on the scale of the classic Mel Brooks spoof Space Balls, but then again, the name of the damn thing sort of gave that away, didn’t it? It’s some kind of damn game video. What a pity! There’s not even any Yogurt!