Looking for a way to zone out at your desk until your boss fires you? Click this link. It leads to a perplexing website that is made up entirely of one animated gif depicting a huge cartoon factory with one purpose: manufacturing and packaging tiny blue balls. The incredible artwork was created collaboratively by members of the Something Awful forums (no strangers to blue balls), who hold semi-annual threads to make these enormous animations. The first one dates back to 2005, and after it was posted the Blue Ball Machine made its way to meme-dispersal site YTMND. This one is, in our opinion, the best - it’s ridiculously complex, perfectly synched and will put you under its mysterious spell for the better part of an hour.
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