As a man, keeping your groin safe is an absolute must. But in this day and age, who has the time to sit for hours and hours comparing and contrasting all the groin protectors on the market? Meanwhile, your boys are out in the open, vulnerable to all attacks. Unacceptable. Well, those days are over, thanks to this video.

As unbelievable as it sounds, the good people of “BlueView 0x5”, or whatever, have ranked from 1 to 10 the best groin protectors available today. You might be thinking that all of these groin protectors look exactly the same, and that there is no explanation whatsoever, only pictures, and about half the pictures are the exact same unit, and you’d be right. So maybe this is not the definitive list of groin protectors we were led to believe. No matter, they are all available for pre-order now! What are you waiting for, a brutal groin kick or something?