Groin injuries in the NHL may be more physically severe, but we doubt anything at the professional level can match the emotional pain and strife caused by getting plugged in the gonads by your brother. That these boys are twins, apparently, makes it all the more devastating.
Family rivalries can be intense on their own; mix in high level competition and it’s a whole other level. You’re in the heat of the moment, sweating, your adrenaline is pumping, and before you know it, you’re uppercutting your sibling’s nuts like you’re throwing dice. Then you’re both crying, and dear old dad uploads it to Vine.
Thanks Pop! Next time just wear both of our numbers on the same shirt.Get your balls in the game! Donate to the Sean Kimerling Foundation to win the battle against testicular cancer.