Obviously here at the Ball Report we believe that nothing’s too good for your gonads, and you should pamper them - and pay attention to them - to the limits of your abilities and budget. But we might just have to draw that line at a tiny hot tub for your nutsack. A daring entrepreneur is attempting to raise funds for the device, which he’s calling the Testicuzzi, on Kickstarter.

The concept came to co-creator Pride Smith from a ribald conversation about a sexual practice that might be nothing more than an urban legend, where a bloke dips his sack in a cup of water and a companion blows through a straw, creating an effervescent feeling down there. Whether it’s actually happened or not, Smith saw that sensation as something people would pay for, and the Testicuzzi was born.

He immediately began drafting a design and 3D printed a prototype, which features a comfortable pillow to rest your penis on while your balls are blasted by battery-powered jets. They’re trying to raise $25,000 for the first production run on Kickstarter, and backers who commit to $9,975 or more get to take home a luxe gold-plated model that wouldn’t look out of place in Trump Tower.

Thanks to Metro for the tip.