A fried of ours posted this on their Facebook page last week and it’s right up our alley here at the Ball Report. They took the shot in the Northern California hills while hiking, and if the message is what it seems it’s a doozy.
“Don’t pee here or else we’ll cut off your balls” seems to be the pictographic translation, and although that’s a threat that’s tough to carry out, it raises a few questions. For one, this looks to be the middle of nowhere – who is really going to care if you take a piss in the scrublands? It’s not like there are delocate flowers that will be ruined by a spray of urine. Secondly, what’s up with the weird accordion gate? For a second I thought that if you peed there your pizzle would get chopped off by it, but that’s probably not the case.
Whatever the story, this is quite an aggressive sign to post on your property. Threatening grievous ball harm just for public urination seems over the top to us. A little cursory Internet research shows this sign being posted in a few other, mostly urban areas over the years, but we couldn’t figure out where to buy our own. Pop into the comments if you find it for sale.Get your balls in the game! Donate to the Sean Kimerling Foundation to win the battle against testicular cancer.