Tom Brady Sings About His Balls

Oh, Deflategate. You’re like a gift that keeps on giving. If you still haven’t eaten your fill of Tom Brady trying to lie his way out of using under-inflated balls at the AFC Championships in January, here’s a new way to enjoy it: with song. This video remix takes Brady’s post-game press conference (before the truth came out courtesy of cell phone logs and other evidence) and transforms it into a remarkably hip little tune about the perfection of Brady’s balls. I wonder if Gisele can give us a second opinion on those Touchdown Tom nuts. Brady appeals his suspension today, and we’ll keep you posted on whether Roger Goodell decides to let him back in the game.